Monologue

Lesson 1... no baths, no washing, no cleaning up

Pirate's take pride in their stench. It's like a contest or something. If you're the only one who smells good, it's rough. It's better to blend in the bad smells... If someones out of tune, it throws off the balance.

Lesson number... the next one... You have to stop being so girly. Female pirates are the roughest, toughest, leanest, meanest human beings to ever travel the sea. If a male steals one gold, you steal two. If a male cuts off one finger, you cut off two. Be better or be dead!